{"slip": { "id": 201, "advice": "Don't burn bridges."}}
{"slip": { "id": 198, "advice": "Sing in the shower."}}
{"slip": { "id": 95, "advice": "Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example."}}
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Gloucester-Hartpury Women's Rugby Football Club are an English women's rugby union club based in Hartpury, Gloucestershire. They are the unified women's team of Gloucester Rugby and Hartpury University R.F.C. They were founded in 2014 and since 2017 they have played in Premiership Women's Rugby.
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Brooks Reed is an American former professional football player who was a linebacker in the National Football League (NFL). He played college football for the Arizona Wildcats and was selected by the Houston Texans in the second round of the 2011 NFL draft.
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