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{"type":"standard","title":"Tulumba","displaytitle":"Tulumba","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q962957","titles":{"canonical":"Tulumba","normalized":"Tulumba","display":"Tulumba"},"pageid":2995259,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/24/Tulumba.jpg/330px-Tulumba.jpg","width":320,"height":149},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/24/Tulumba.jpg","width":500,"height":233},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1280837285","tid":"e42ea82b-0299-11f0-b87d-a2b0824a6a43","timestamp":"2025-03-16T19:07:23Z","description":"Dessert common to Iran and the former countries of the Ottoman Empire","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tulumba","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tulumba?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tulumba?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Tulumba"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tulumba","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Tulumba","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tulumba?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Tulumba"}},"extract":"Tulumba or Bamiyeh is a deep-fried dessert found in Egypt, the Levant, Turkey and the regional cuisines of the former Ottoman Empire. It is a fried batter soaked in syrup, similar to jalebis or churros. It is made from unleavened choux pastry dough piped with a pastry bag using an open star or similar tip. It is first deep-fried to golden colour and then sugar-sweet syrup is poured over it when still hot. It is eaten cold.","extract_html":"
Tulumba or Bamiyeh is a deep-fried dessert found in Egypt, the Levant, Turkey and the regional cuisines of the former Ottoman Empire. It is a fried batter soaked in syrup, similar to jalebis or churros. It is made from unleavened choux pastry dough piped with a pastry bag using an open star or similar tip. It is first deep-fried to golden colour and then sugar-sweet syrup is poured over it when still hot. It is eaten cold.
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